Posts tagged with #chat

Also: Béarnaise & Camembert

  • Daisy: I saw a special on bears and their evolution on national geographic. There were SO many puns. Like how they crossed the bearing strait. And there were many more I forgot.
  • Chris: Were they on purpose?
  • Daisy: No. I’m just hearing them.
  • Chris: At least they’re not overbearing.
  • Daisy: ……
  • Chris: Hope that wasn’t unbearable.
  • Daisy: ……
  • Chris: I’ve barely tapped the barrel of bear puns I can type with my bare hands
  • Daisy: This is going to get grizzly isn’t it…
  • Chris: Barron Barry’s a barren bearded baritone, bearing berry-colored Burberry

This is my second Daisy & bear-related blog post. Previously: On my grizzly. I’m sure there will be (many) more to come. In fact, that’s probably going to make up the majority of this blog’s content. I apologize in advance.

• #chat#daisy

Totally.

Also known as: “I love” typos


Guess I was due for a typo of my own. Previously: Dialoguing with Daisy

• #chat#daisy

Love Capslockdown

  • Alienman: AWW I CANT BE MAD AT YOU
  • Alienman: AND CAPSLOCK STUCK
  • Chris: sweet messages in capslock should be a meme
  • Alienman: HEAVEN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ANGEL BACK
  • Alienman: TENDER IS MY BEATING HEART BE GENTLE
  • Alienman: LACK OF PUNCTUATION ADDS SPICE TO SWEET CAPSLOCK MESSAGES

• #alienman#chat

Dialoguing with Daisy

A photo exhibit of an iMessage conversation

Not pictured: Her brutal rebuttal that totally burned me.

Previous slang attempt: Daisy in Taiwan

• #chat#daisy

The view outside my balcony

Compared to this moment 11 months ago...

  • Amanda: is it hailing/sleeting then or snowing?
  • Chris: i‘m from california. hail, sleet, snow, whatever. ICE son

• #amanda#chat#photo#portland

Tatyana sent me a screenshot of her waiting for me to connect on FaceTime…

(She’s probably the only person who has me down as ‘Christopher‘ in her address book.)

  • Tatyana: Work on the speed.
  • Chris: Ha. I accepted, it just didn’t connect.
  • Chris: Work on your battery. It’s pitiful.
  • Chris: Irresponsible negligence to let it get that low.
  • Chris: Careless insouciance! This tells me a great deal about your overall character and attitude towards life. I’m rethinking many things.
  • Tatyana: It went down from all the texting, fool. Also the photos. How many did I send… Stop hating, you hater.

• #chat#photo#tatyana

I just signed a contract using Comic Sans for my signature. That’s how we do it in the big leagues.

  • Justin: tell them you want to add a revision, then rainbows and lens flare.
  • William: Very unprofessional.
  • Chris:‎^ Shout out to William who has to deliver that contract to his HR department. Sorry.
  • William: Hah, I had to be like, “Thats his signature! WHAT!?’

• #chat#design#justin#william#work

Usually I eat the hearts of those who post my pictures without permission. But the little dried thing in your chest would only slowly kill me from within.

— Alienman in response to my previous post containing photographic evidence of her existence

• #alienman#chat

Daisy in Taiwan

  • Daisy: That shit was X-ray
  • Chris: LOL
  • Daisy: Dammit iPhone
  • Daisy: Cray*
  • Chris: that's like when your mom tries to use slang...

• #chat#daisy

Overheard

Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland

Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup

Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.

During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.

Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…

“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”

— Justin

“I have a rule about prostitutes”

— Amanda

“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”

— Jackie

“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”

— Dorinda

“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”

— Justin

“We are the 1%.”

— Justin

“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”

— Amanda

“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”

— Amanda

• #amanda#chat#custom#justin#photo#portland

The other year

  • Jessica: did you get my duck sauce picture
  • Jessica: the other day
  • Chris: where’d you send it?
  • Jessica: text
  • Chris: “the other day” as in November 16?

She was only two months off. Not bad! (Although that’s squarely in 2011.) It’s good to know I’m not the only one who has a poor concept of the unit of time known as the other day.

• #chat#jessica

I love looking at rocks even more than I love looking at porn.

— Daisy

• #chat#daisy

On my grizzly

  • Daisy: Dear everybody... I need a sweet sweet distraction from life’s obligations. Tell me what to draw and I’ll make a quick little doodle for you.
  • Chris: A man wearing an exceptionally tailored herringbone suit, riding on top of a perplexed grizzly bear.

• #art#chat#custom#daisy

“Are you meeting me at the airport?”

• #chat#jill

Judge Jenny

  • Jenny D: you’re kind of a photo whore
  • Jenny D: but overall your facebook is pretty humorous

• #chat

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