- Chris: They were doing trivia at the bar downstairs.
- Chris: I knew you were here in spirit, yelling at all participants.
- Amanda: I am a trivia task master
- Amanda: I am there to WIN
- Chris: do your teammates get a little punishment if you lose?
- Amanda: no, but that’s a good idea
- Amanda: thank you
Posts tagged with #amanda
- Amanda: I think if you also put small cubes of butternut squash in it
- Amanda: it would be like, crazy delicious fall salad for all times
- Chris: I didn’t know what butternut squash was 3 years ago. Now I need it in all things.
- [excruciatingly long pause…]
- Chris: not sexually
- Amanda: of all the vegetables one could potentially fuck, a roasted butternut squash is probably not a bad choice. no judgement.
Previously: Face!
- Amanda: you know what I bought myself for my birthday? A $125 face oil
- Amanda: I keep telling people because I want reassurance that’s not the most selfish thing ever
- Chris: You don’t get a face like mine without understanding $125 face oil
- [enormous pause…]
- Chris: … I didn’t know there could be uncomfortable silence online. Thanks.
- Chris: I know more about types of salmon than marriage
- Amanda: out of context quote of the day
Compared to this moment 11 months ago...
- Amanda: is it hailing/sleeting then or snowing?
- Chris: i‘m from california. hail, sleet, snow, whatever. ICE son
Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland
Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
— Justin
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
— Amanda
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
— Jackie
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
— Dorinda
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
— Justin
“We are the 1%.”
— Justin
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
— Amanda
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”
— Amanda