Justin in Portland, Oregon
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Justin melting lard in the fryer for some hot chicken in Portland, Oregon
Watching election night coverage in northeast Portland
- Chris: How much was it?
- Justin: $205 for 4
- Chris: Cool, I’ll owe you some duckets next time we hang.
- Justin:
- Justin: That is not a suitable exchange currency.
(They were Louis C.K. tickets.)
Justin takes us to school in Portland, Oregon
Evening at co-working space in downtown Portland, Oregon
After working with Justin at GitHub’s office. Thanks for letting me steal some desk space!
Dessa at Mississippi Studios in Portland, Oregon
Previously: Crowd Control – Dessa in Brooklyn, New York
I just signed a contract using Comic Sans for my signature. That’s how we do it in the big leagues.
- Justin: tell them you want to add a revision, then rainbows and lens flare.
- William: Very unprofessional.
- Chris:^ Shout out to William who has to deliver that contract to his HR department. Sorry.
- William: Hah, I had to be like, “Thats his signature! WHAT!?’
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
— Justin
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
— Amanda
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
— Jackie
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
— Dorinda
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
— Justin
“We are the 1%.”
— Justin
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
— Amanda
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”
— Amanda