Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland
Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
— Justin
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
— Amanda
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
— Jackie
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
— Dorinda
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
— Justin
“We are the 1%.”
— Justin
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
— Amanda
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”
— Amanda