Posts tagged with #alienman

  • Alienman: I was looking into knitting sweaters for oil spill penguins but it turns out there are too many sweaters and they’re literally just sitting in crates now. Crates and crates of sweaters for penguins. I guess it’s just knitting for ugly hobos for me.
  • Chris: I’m an ugly hobo. Maybe I should’ve been a penguin.
  • Alienman: [9 minutes later…]
  • Chris: I knew that quote would come back to haunt me one day. I just didn’t think it’d be so soon.
  • Alienman: Been trying the carless lifestyle
  • Chris: Carless is the future! Or it will be my future: I realized my driver’s license expired after finding the renewal notice in a stack of mail 3 months late.
  • Alienman: I’ve lost 15 lbs since you left Portland.
  • Alienman: How to lose weight: step one, get Chris Rhee out of town

I assure
you,
I have
no idea
what she’s
talking
about.

  • Alienman: but I’m antisocial.
  • Chris: It’s cool, you’re still my homegirl… Cause you always home… girl.
  • Alienman: AWW I CANT BE MAD AT YOU
  • Alienman: AND CAPSLOCK STUCK
  • Chris: sweet messages in capslock should be a meme
  • Alienman: HEAVEN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ANGEL BACK
  • Alienman: TENDER IS MY BEATING HEART BE GENTLE
  • Alienman: LACK OF PUNCTUATION ADDS SPICE TO SWEET CAPSLOCK MESSAGES

Usually I eat the hearts of those who post my pictures without permission. But the little dried thing in your chest would only slowly kill me from within.

— Alienman in response to my previous post containing photographic evidence of her existence

The faces of Seyoung Money when she's at work

Working from The Hazel Room in southeast Portland.

  • Alienman: Try using that imagination for more productive things.
  • Chris: What are you, my mom?
  • Alienman: Did you just call me your mom? Fuck you.
  • Chris: Definitely my mom.