- Alienman: I was looking into knitting sweaters for oil spill penguins but it turns out there are too many sweaters and they’re literally just sitting in crates now. Crates and crates of sweaters for penguins. I guess it’s just knitting for ugly hobos for me.
- Chris: I’m an ugly hobo. Maybe I should’ve been a penguin.
- Alienman: [9 minutes later…]
- Chris: I knew that quote would come back to haunt me one day. I just didn’t think it’d be so soon.