Posts tagged with #jessica

• Chris: Must decide which device to FaceTime with…
• Jessica: I know right. We are douchebags

Jess is the friendgirl. “<3 just kidding” is always implied.

• Jessica: I just thought you might seem more interested :P
• Chris: Haha, it’s hard to convey in text! I take it the resume was a success?
• Jessica: See I forgot I told you I was doing that. Your lack of interest makes sense now
• Chris: I wasn’t lacking interest, haha
• Jessica: Lol well if you were it’s cool cause I already told you about it
• Jessica: I’m most likely the most dude-ish girl you know
• Chris: Well you’re acting like a little girl right now
• Jessica: Hahahahaha jerk face

• Jessica: did you get my duck sauce picture
• Jessica: the other day
• Chris: where’d you send it?
• Jessica: text
• Chris: “the other day” as in November 16?

She was only two months off. Not bad! (Although that’s squarely in 2011.) It’s good to know I’m not the only one who has a poor concept of the unit of time known as the other day.