Posts tagged with #chat

I can be a freakin’ bitch in the kitchen. I’ve made enough boys cry. Seriously.

— Jennifer Carroll, chef at 10 Arts by Eric Ripert, on Top Chef

  • Chris: I still like Jen from season 6
  • Jill: ME TOO
  • Chris: think she'll respond to an e-proposal? like a really nice one
  • Jill: hm
  • Jill: like respond with a yes, or just respond?

• #chat#jill

An English idiom from my Bulgarian friend

  • Chris: I have a memory foam mattress
  • Tatyana: You have the SHIT mattress
  • Chris: Shit mattress? You don’t know anything. You’re lucky you’re cute.
  • Tatyana: I meant it in a good way!

Previously: An English lesson for my Bulgarian friend

• #chat#tatyana

Mama jokes

  • Alienman: Try using that imagination for more productive things.
  • Chris: What are you, my mom?
  • Alienman: Did you just call me your mom? Fuck you.
  • Chris: Definitely my mom.

• #alienman#chat

An English lesson for my Bulgarian friend

  • Tatyana: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE TEEN MOTHERS OUT THERE
  • Tatyana: who are not afraid to raise a kid while growing up!
  • Tatyana: rise? raise?
  • Chris: raising a kid is normal
  • Chris: rising a kid is a crime

• #chat#tatyana

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