- Chris: This woman is posing with a blow up doll on the street for a photo
- Daisy: Sex blow up doll?
- Chris: Is there another kind?
Posts tagged with #portland
For Selca, who kept me company at odd hours of the night the other day.
Westside Wednesday Edition
Going again tomorrow to make it 3 visits in 3 days.
Campaigning for patient of the year, I’m counting on your support.
Rain drops on the balcony
Morning view from the balcony.
Another day, another walk to Cloud Seven Cafe.
Back home, wearing suspenders. Because it’s ever-so-slightly more convenient than unpacking the belts from my luggage.
Landed in Portland. Starving. First stop: East Side Deli.
... Doh.
Decided to delay my flight back to Portland...
vs
Ice on the sidewalk. From today’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe.
From yesterday’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe in Northwest Portland
Compared to this moment 11 months ago...
- Amanda: is it hailing/sleeting then or snowing?
- Chris: i‘m from california. hail, sleet, snow, whatever. ICE son
Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland
Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
— Justin
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
— Amanda
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
— Jackie
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
— Dorinda
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
— Justin
“We are the 1%.”
— Justin
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
— Amanda
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”
— Amanda
A view from my chair in the dentist’s office
I’m currently taking antibiotics and have an appointment scheduled to pull out a wisdom tooth next week. Happy holidays, indeed…