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Tatyana sent me a screenshot of her waiting for me to connect on FaceTime…

(She’s probably the only person who has me down as ‘Christopher‘ in her address book.)

  • Tatyana: Work on the speed.
  • Chris: Ha. I accepted, it just didn’t connect.
  • Chris: Work on your battery. It’s pitiful.
  • Chris: Irresponsible negligence to let it get that low.
  • Chris: Careless insouciance! This tells me a great deal about your overall character and attitude towards life. I’m rethinking many things.
  • Tatyana: It went down from all the texting, fool. Also the photos. How many did I send… Stop hating, you hater.

The faces of Seyoung Money when she's at work

Working from The Hazel Room in southeast Portland.

Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland

Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup

Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.

During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.

Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…

“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”

— Justin

“I have a rule about prostitutes”

— Amanda

“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”

— Jackie

“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”

— Dorinda

“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”

— Justin

“We are the 1%.”

— Justin

“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”

— Amanda

“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”

— Amanda

Some profile photos from a popular social network…

Daisy

Shazia

Tim

Gabby

Jason

Inside joke + Too much free time = This.

A complete set of photos with an explanation (perhaps) will be coming in a few weeks… I’m waiting for everyone to get their package and send me a photo. Credit goes to JLee for creating the shirts and doing all the work. And Tonedeff gets the blame for starting this whole thing.

Also: Merry Christmas, everyone!

A view from my chair in the dentist’s office

I’m currently taking antibiotics and have an appointment scheduled to pull out a wisdom tooth next week. Happy holidays, indeed…

I guess she got tired of being mocked on the site

Update (Nov 30):

And she poked my fucking eye this morning. Someone help me.

New York in August. Photo taken by JLee. My tie matching the background is not intentional — it’s just awesome.

Photo of me at Rialto Poolroom in Portland, Oregon by Mary Powers

Not bad for a kid who thought he’d never leave Campbell, CA.


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