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“When I break out the pen, alarms start going off” —Bender

Reviving two projects from 2006-2007. It’s a good enough plan for the undisputed visionary geniuses in Hollywood. So it’s good enough for me.

Shower + Coffee + Visine: Not exactly sleep, but it’s the next best thing.

  • Chris: This woman is posing with a blow up doll on the street for a photo
  • Daisy: Sex blow up doll?
  • Chris: Is there another kind?

“You keep weird hours.” —Jessica

Says the person calling me after getting off work at 7AM.

Frivolous fun featuring familiar friends, food and… fffdrinks.

Photos stolen from Mary Powers’ instagram:
1. Dorinda watches over the city, keeping it safe
2. Mary's beer and my bourbon

  • Daisy: Damn boy. That’s one skinny arm!
  • Chris: I'm really fat and have stick limbs
  • Chris: Lookin like a snowman
  • Chris: Haha that’s ridiculous
  • Chris: Unless you were talking about something else
  • Chris: Then what I meant to say was nothing
  • Woke up to an amazing message this week: You know what?
    I’m gonna seriously try to be this artist thing.
    For fucking real. Let’s be successful together.

— Daisy, illustrator and animal-obsessor

I love it! The new generation is on their way. I’ve been deep in the design business since I was 17. After a stretch at a full-blown agency, I’m weeks away from reaching 4 years without a 9-to-5 job. My friend & frequent collaborator, Doug Hughmanick is earning his 1-year-freelancing chip soon after that. But it all started with the decision to turn a passion & interest into a career. I’m excited to see another friend start their journey.

Who’s next?

Related: One of my favorite “moment of realization” messages from another friend, last year

Jess is the friendgirl. “<3 just kidding” is always implied.

  • Jessica: I just thought you might seem more interested :P
  • Chris: Haha, it’s hard to convey in text! I take it the resume was a success?
  • Jessica: See I forgot I told you I was doing that. Your lack of interest makes sense now
  • Chris: I wasn’t lacking interest, haha
  • Jessica: Lol well if you were it’s cool cause I already told you about it
  • Jessica: I’m most likely the most dude-ish girl you know
  • Chris: Well you’re acting like a little girl right now
  • Jessica: Hahahahaha jerk face

Watch me make love — to hard work ethics
Cause game without ambition is game never respected

— Lemon Andersen in his poem, “Watch Me

  • [After an unfortunate typo…]
  • Chris: Yeah, yeah. I look dumb as a bitch :P
  • Daisy: Thanks for implying all bitches are dumb
  • Chris: I look dumb as a dumb person. Who may or may not be a bitch, we don’t know without further information or context.
  • Daisy: That’s right!

For Selca, who kept me company at odd hours of the night the other day.

I romance the thought of leaving it all behind. Step away from the lime… light… like… when I was on the grind in the one, nine, nine, nine. —Kanye

  • Alienman: but I’m antisocial.
  • Chris: It’s cool, you’re still my homegirl… Cause you always home… girl.

Many times, I see designers get credit that should go to the photographer. “Try to fool them, but I’m familiar with the process.”

  • Daisy: you’re less pretentious than most people I know
  • Chris: haha I guess thats a compliment