Author Archives: Chris

  • Diane: If this is part of some involved scheme to get me back in bed with you, you will be very disappointed.
  • Sam: Yeah. But you’ll enjoy yourself.

— From an episode of Cheers

• #quote#tv

Quick on the draw

Daisy doodles on guest checks

Daisy's Check Drawings

• #art#daisy#new-york#photo

We’re old! You’re a creepy, old bachelor and I’m a spinster.

— Sara calls me on Christmas. In my defense and to my detriment, my being a creepy bachelor has nothing to do with my age.

• #quote#sara

Till close

After-hours at Tooker Alley in Brooklyn

• #daisy#new-york#photo#travel

My idea of professionalism is probably a lot of people’s idea of obsessive.

— David Fincher

• #quote#work

Lined paper

Found this inside the pocket of a pair of jeans I bought

Jeans note

• #photo

Sudoku

Numbers in box

  • Chris: I archive as much as I can as quickly as I can
  • Chris: emails in my inbox stress me out
  • Chris: seeing people with 12,817 unread emails in their inbox stresses me out too
  • Daisy: <3
  • Chris: Stuff like that distracts me to no end, haha
  • Daisy: daisy_inbox
  • Chris: You don’t care about me

• #chat#daisy

Fisheye

Monterey Bay Aquarium with Daisy

• #california#daisy#photo

Never mind what I’ve been through, just look at what I’ve become
All the shit I’ve avoided, what it done for my sons [...]
I sold dope and dropped out of school. Seems it’s all they can see.
They don’t notice none of my family did that since me.
I broke that cycle.

— T.I. (“On Top Of The World”)

• #music#quote

Shooting gallery

Target practice with Brian

Loaded Loaded

Right on the money, sonny Right on the money, sonny

• #california#photo

Why does he hang out with those “retarded gorillas” as you call them? Because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a fucking bat to your head, okay? That’s called loyalty.

— Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting (1997)

• #quote

Watercolors

Monterey, CA with Daisy

• #california#daisy#photo

Problem?

  • Alienman: I’ve lost 15 lbs since you left Portland.
  • Alienman: How to lose weight: step one, get Chris Rhee out of town

I assure
you,
I have
no idea
what she’s
talking
about.

• #alienman#chat#travel

  • Matt: Are either of you even remotely concerned that I tanked tonight?
  • Danny: You didn’t tank.
  • Matt: Yes, I sure did.
  • Jordan: Hang on, cause I’m curious. What if you DID tank tonight? What are you afraid would happen?
  • Matt: Strangers wouldn’t like me, friends wouldn’t like me, the network wouldn’t like me, the press wouldn’t like me, women in general wouldn’t like me and Harriet wouldn’t like me.
  • Jordan: Is he in therapy?
  • Danny: No, he’s got me.

— From an episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

• #quote#tv#work

Live and learn or die and teach by example

  • Chris: They were doing trivia at the bar downstairs.
  • Chris: I knew you were here in spirit, yelling at all participants.
  • Amanda: I am a trivia task master
  • Amanda: I am there to WIN
  • Chris: do your teammates get a little punishment if you lose?
  • Amanda: no, but that’s a good idea
  • Amanda: thank you

• #amanda#chat

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