• Matt: Are either of you even remotely concerned that I tanked tonight?
• Danny: You didn’t tank.
• Matt: Yes, I sure did.
• Jordan: Hang on, cause I’m curious. What if you DID tank tonight? What are you afraid would happen?
• Matt: Strangers wouldn’t like me, friends wouldn’t like me, the network wouldn’t like me, the press wouldn’t like me, women in general wouldn’t like me and Harriet wouldn’t like me.
• Jordan: Is he in therapy?
• Danny: No, he’s got me.

— From an episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip