Window cleaning week for my apartment building.
Super distracting while I’m trying to work.
Also, I have to wear pants.
Posts in the misc category
Acquired: Korean BBQ burrito and adult beverage. Not bad for a Monday.
- Daisy: I saw a special on bears and their evolution on national geographic. There were SO many puns. Like how they crossed the bearing strait. And there were many more I forgot.
- Chris: Were they on purpose?
- Daisy: No. I’m just hearing them.
- Chris: At least they’re not overbearing.
- Daisy: ……
- Chris: Hope that wasn’t unbearable.
- Daisy: ……
- Chris: I’ve barely tapped the barrel of bear puns I can type with my bare hands
- Daisy: This is going to get grizzly isn’t it…
- Chris: Barron Barry’s a barren bearded baritone, bearing berry-colored Burberry
This is my second Daisy & bear-related blog post. Previously: On my grizzly. I’m sure there will be (many) more to come. In fact, that’s probably going to make up the majority of this blog’s content. I apologize in advance.
4AM: Calling it. Thought I had another hour or two left in me until like… 5 minutes ago. “Goodnight cruel world, I’ll see you in the morning.”
Also known as: “I love” typos
Guess I was due for a typo of my own. Previously: Dialoguing with Daisy
You were a 70's baby? And you…
33
now?
You know where real good rappers careers should be when they
33
? — Wow.
When Nas was
33
he premiered “Hip Hop Is Dead”
Now that Ness is
33
his career in hip hop is dead
When Jay was
33
Hov worked to build “The Blueprints”
When Em was
33
he’d sold 30 million units!
And Biggie Smalls’ status as a legend’s quite clear.
And when he was
33
HE’D BEEN DEAD FOR 9 YEARS!
— Iron Solomon in his rap battle vs E Ness
It’s 8:47AM. So far today, I have worked 8 hours and 47 minutes.
After browsing around Good Fucking Design Advice…
Bought this.
Bought this.
Got this. (I approve)
My mom’s gonna ground me for sure. Thanks a lot, guys!
Another day, another walk to Cloud Seven Cafe.
- Alienman: AWW I CANT BE MAD AT YOU
- Alienman: AND CAPSLOCK STUCK
- Chris: sweet messages in capslock should be a meme
- Alienman: HEAVEN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ANGEL BACK
- Alienman: TENDER IS MY BEATING HEART BE GENTLE
- Alienman: LACK OF PUNCTUATION ADDS SPICE TO SWEET CAPSLOCK MESSAGES
Back home, wearing suspenders. Because it’s ever-so-slightly more convenient than unpacking the belts from my luggage.
A photo exhibit of an iMessage conversation
Not pictured: Her brutal rebuttal that totally burned me.
Previous slang attempt: Daisy in Taiwan
Landed in Portland. Starving. First stop: East Side Deli.
... Doh.
Decided to delay my flight back to Portland...
vs
Ice on the sidewalk. From today’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe.