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As advertised, this
location is: grand, central,
and a terminal.
—Found haiku in Yelp review of Grand Central Terminal (source)

Pete, I could have had
you in my life forever
if I wanted to.
—Found haiku in Mad Men (Season 2, Episode 13)

[...] readers should always question the veracity of what they read and the motives of whoever wrote it, and in the internet age more than ever. People who allow themselves to be made credulous by stylish typesetting and a serif font are screwed. And if Wikipedia, while being very informative in most cases, teaches a few lessons about questioning sources, then that’s all to the good.
—David Mitchell in his column, Twitter ye not – I adore Wikipedia
I’m tripping my balls
off and this video is
not the solution.
—Found haiku in YouTube comment for “Kanye West – Runaway (Extended Video Version) ft. Pusha T” (source)

Black and white tux,
ain’t no need for no other colors
Talking ‘bout,
“Why don’t she change her clothes?”
Well they ain’t seem to mind
the last 3 times I posed in Vogue
—Janelle Monáe (“Tightrope” Wondamix)
Ultimate Rap League battles at The Brooklyn Hangar

Charlie Clips vs Yung Ill
Previously: Diss respect
Never pick a fight
with anyone who buys ink
by the barrelful.
—Found haiku in The Wire (Season 5, Episode 6)

Random kid in Crown Heights, Brooklyn

When I was sober
it was good, when I was drunk
it was amazing.
—Found haiku in Yelp review of Disneyland (source)

Argh the rain. Forgive me, but it’s easier to stay home and work in Portland because I don’t feel like I’m missing any giant events. In New York I might be tempted to go out every night and sleep all day [...]
— Chuck Palahniuk in his Ask Me Anything reddit interview
My buddy Will Duncan — who used to live in Portland — messaged me with similar thoughts a few months back: “Work is easier when you live in a place with shitty weather, this perfect everyday Santa Cruz shit is killing me.”
Speaking as a kid from the Bay Area, a former Portland resident and a current Brooklyn wanderer who works from home: I concur.
Previously: Rainy night
At Portland International Airport



