Posts in the misc category

I love looking at rocks even more than I love looking at porn.

— Daisy

Some profile photos from a popular social network…

Daisy

Shazia

Tim

Gabby

Jason

Inside joke + Too much free time = This.

A complete set of photos with an explanation (perhaps) will be coming in a few weeks… I’m waiting for everyone to get their package and send me a photo. Credit goes to JLee for creating the shirts and doing all the work. And Tonedeff gets the blame for starting this whole thing.

Also: Merry Christmas, everyone!

A view from my chair in the dentist’s office

I’m currently taking antibiotics and have an appointment scheduled to pull out a wisdom tooth next week. Happy holidays, indeed…

Dropped my phone in 3 countries today. With no case. Still going strong.

I guess she got tired of being mocked on the site

Update (Nov 30):

And she poked my fucking eye this morning. Someone help me.

New York in August. Photo taken by JLee. My tie matching the background is not intentional — it’s just awesome.

  • Daisy: Dear everybody... I need a sweet sweet distraction from life’s obligations. Tell me what to draw and I’ll make a quick little doodle for you.
  • Chris: A man wearing an exceptionally tailored herringbone suit, riding on top of a perplexed grizzly bear.

  • Jenny D: you’re kind of a photo whore
  • Jenny D: but overall your facebook is pretty humorous

I can be a freakin’ bitch in the kitchen. I’ve made enough boys cry. Seriously.

— Jennifer Carroll, chef at 10 Arts by Eric Ripert, on Top Chef

  • Chris: I still like Jen from season 6
  • Jill: ME TOO
  • Chris: think she'll respond to an e-proposal? like a really nice one
  • Jill: hm
  • Jill: like respond with a yes, or just respond?

Photo of me at Rialto Poolroom in Portland, Oregon by Mary Powers

  • Chris: I have a memory foam mattress
  • Tatyana: You have the SHIT mattress
  • Chris: Shit mattress? You don’t know anything. You’re lucky you’re cute.
  • Tatyana: I meant it in a good way!

Previously: An English lesson for my Bulgarian friend