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Urbana Poetry Slam in East Village, New York

Olivia Gatwood Olivia Gatwood

Omar Holmon Omar Holmon

Franny Choi featuring at Urbana Poetry Slam in East Village, New York

Always fun seeing one of my favorite poets perform.
Also fun: picking up her new book, Floating, Brilliant, Gone.

Previously: Spoken Word 2013

I was tempted to
ditch the spoon and eat out of
the bowl like a trough.

—Found haiku in Yelp review of Screen Door in Portland, Oregon (source)

Daisy at Brooklyn Bridge Park

Previously: 60 degree day and Fisheye

  • Andy: They’re trying. But they know they’re not going to get anything on the air. Lesson One is they got to live and die on Friday night. They got to feel like success in a 3 minute sketch is the same thing as love. And they got to fear failure like it’s grim death. They got to be every bit as damaged as you are.
  • Danny: What do you think he should do?
  • Andy: Toss them in the river [...] Give their sketch a spot at the dress [rehearsal] tonight. Let them hear what 300 people not laughing sounds like.

— From an episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

Previously: Like

And that burger just
happens to be between two
grilled cheese sandwiches.

—Found haiku in Yelp review of Brunch Box in Portland, Oregon (source)

Anya Marina at Union Hall in Park Slope, Brooklyn

Previously: Exactly one year ago, Anya Marina at Union Hall

Kings County Distillery in the Brooklyn Navy Yard, New York

If you find yourself enjoying Kings County Distillery bourbon from barrel #93, chances are I had a hand in bottling, numbering & labeling it. Happy drinking!

Surfer at Pleasure Point in Santa Cruz, California

From my trip to the Bay Area in February. Previously: Water bird

I can’t wait to get
back to 1985
and my hot girlfriend.

—Found haiku in Amazon customer review of Uranium Ore (source)

View of Manhattan from Brooklyn Bridge Park

Finally took a day off from work to enjoy the nice weather in Dumbo and Brooklyn Heights.

Some people go to the movies to be reminded that everything’s okay. I don’t make those kinds of movies. That, to me, is a lie. Everything’s not okay.

— David Fincher in a 2007 interview with Esquire

Everyone likes to
hear stories about people
with lots of money.

—Found haiku in a Hacker News comment for The Richest Rich Are in a Class by Themselves (source)

Poem from The Year of No Mistakes by Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz

This book was my flight companion from New York to San Francisco. Highly recommended.

I say everything
they want to hear, just the way
they want to hear it.

—Found haiku in Sin City (2005)