Author Archives: Chris

View from the dentist’s other chair

Westside Wednesday Edition

Going again tomorrow to make it 3 visits in 3 days.

Campaigning for patient of the year, I’m counting on your support.

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Well, shit.

If my blood pressure wants to end me, it has to get in line behind my enemies. All 7 of them. You know who you are. There used to be 9. You know what happened.

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View from the dentist’s chair

Before I had 18 X-rays taken. Got a fun few weeks ahead of me.

Previously: On the edge of my seat

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If you sleep for too long, you could pass up your dreams.

— Sonny Bamboo on the song, “Cinderella Man“

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  • Matt: I was noticing you write a lot of lyrics about—
  • Diana: Being really sad?
  • Matt: Yeah.
  • Diana: I have a lot of inspiration.
  • Matt: Well, that’s what I wanted to ask you about. You’re able to work when you feel like that?
  • Diana: No, but I’m able to drink when I feel like that. And then I’m able to work.

— From an episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

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“You’re my Beyonce. I ain’t tryna wife no scrub. Power couple or nothing.” —Me, apparently


Rain drops on the balcony

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Can I make it to my 4 year annivorcery of not having a fulltime job? Just need to keep my head down for a few more weeks.

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I heard your CD dropped. The cashier picked it up and put it back on the shelf.

— Real Deal in a rap battle vs Deffinition

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A novel idea

If you didn’t know, Victoria is my favorite half-Korean half-white tattooed girl to have insult-matches with.

  • Victoria: You should write a book. About me. I’d read it.
  • Chris: There once was a girl who never dated anyone. Forever. The end.
  • Victoria: That’s the whole book?
  • Chris: Ungrateful broads.
  • Victoria: Is that the title?
  • Chris: <3

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Morning view from the balcony.

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Canned laughter

Late-night video chat with Saige in Australia, where they have whiskey and coke in a can. To make a bad thing worse, a fly got into the can during our talk. She found out the hard way. Number of spit-takes during our call: 3.

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You ain’t talkin to me.
You gotta have at least a thousand in your pocket if you want to talk to a G.

— Calicoe in a rap battle vs Heartless

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Coffee tastes sweeter after midnight. Related post: Confirmation gift

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I remember her, she remember me
I liked her like a simile

— Common (“Six Ft. Over” by Cocaine 80’s)

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