If you didn’t know, Victoria is my favorite half-Korean half-white tattooed girl to have insult-matches with.

  • Victoria: You should write a book. About me. I’d read it.
  • Chris: There once was a girl who never dated anyone. Forever. The end.
  • Victoria: That’s the whole book?
  • Chris: Ungrateful broads.
  • Victoria: Is that the title?
  • Chris: <3