Author Archives: Chris

Dark park

Evening walk at Vasona Lake County Park in Los Gatos, California

• #california#daisy#photo

If you didn’t get hugged enough as a kid, you won’t find what you’re looking for from me. That’s not my gig and I’m not attuned to it. On Zodiac I had a conversation with Jake, and I said, “I guarantee I’m going to make a good movie out of this. You can decide if you want to be the weakest thing in it, or you can decide if you want to show up.”

— David Fincher talking about how he directs actors in an interview with Playboy

Previously: “My idea of professionalism…”

• #quote#work

Maybe she got in
over her head, and that’s why
she wanted a gun.

—Found haiku in Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

• #found-haiku

It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It is that they can’t see the problem.

— G. K. Chesterton

• #quote

Photo booth shots

With Daisy at Chris & Rene’s wedding

• #california#daisy#photo

The skin around his
eyes is a catalogue of
gouged disappointments.

—Found haiku in Between Here and the Yellow Sea
by Nicolas Pizzolatto (source)

• #found-haiku

Cat fish

Trinket tries to steal a piece of string

• #photo#trinket#virginia

You’re honestly just
going to stand there and call
this a kale salad?

—Found haiku in You Call This Kale Salad? (source)

• #found-haiku

Farm air

View from Pippin Hill Farm in North Garden, Virginia

Previously: Farm fog (2013)

• #photo#virginia

A door

Sign at Mudhouse Coffeehouse & Bakery in Crozet, Virginia

• #photo#virginia

If you’re gonna be
a maniac, pyro is
a bad maniac.

—Found haiku in Curb Your Enthusiasm (Season 1, Episode 6)

• #found-haiku#tv

Feeling guilty for complaining about first world problems is the ultimate first world problem.

I wonder if he
can breathe with all that fury
building around him.

—Found haiku in Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

• #found-haiku

Just getting started

Hi Lightroom team,

I’m glad I could get started with Lightroom mobile. I love using Lightroom mobile. On a flight, I lightly used Lightroom mobile on a photo of lightning, slightly lightening highlights in Lightroom mobile.

Don’t get startled, Lightroom team, but your polite, delightfully enlightening promo highlighting how to get started with Lightroom mobile is getting starred.

Lightheartedly,
Chris “Getting started with Lightroom mobile” Rhee

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE.

This is a man-made
fucking catastrophe of
epic proportions!

—Found haiku in Treme (Season 1, Episode 1)

• #found-haiku#new-orleans#tv

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