• [Daisy, an illustrator, is working on her portfolio...]
• Daisy: What should my descriptive tag line be?
• Chris: “When I draw, you’ll be pushing daisies.”
• Chris: It’s too bad you don’t rap, you could totally use that. Maybe switch careers?
• Chris: Or something about drawer and underpants. Everyone likes underpants.

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