An apt title for my memoirs
- Daisy: What mistake did I cause?
- Daisy: Are you blaming me for you doing dumb things??
- Chris: yes
- Daisy: Alright every glass I break [at work] is your fault now
- Chris: haha, how many is that?
- Daisy: Like 5. I don’t break THAT many glasses. But the ones I break are stupid expensive
- Chris: tonight?
- Daisy: No. Ever
- Chris: the blame can’t be applied retroactively
- Chris: fine, let me open my Fail Journal
- Chris: and blame all these things on you
- Chris: ... I don’t actually have a fail journal. The first and absolute fail.