@vickysecret: Cheated on my 2-day juice detox with a couple vegan marshmallows. Woops.

• Chris: I think there’s a vegan pirate strip club here. I’ll take you to all the hot spots.
• Victoria: Oh, shit. I’ll bring the marshmallows!
• Chris: Are you vegan?
• Victoria: Not at all. Those vegans just make a mean marshmallow.
• Chris: I’ll have to try one. One pound. A day. Forever.
• Victoria: I wouldn’t even judge you. I promise.