• Jill: seems like you pretty much just use apple products, fanboy
  • Chris: hey, it has been a full 12 hours since I last bought an apple product
  • Chris: fine, I just checked. make that 10.
  • Jill: for realsies?
  • Chris: ... yeah
  • Jill: lmao

Who needs her? My new Retina display laptop won’t make fun of me…