• Natalie: Am I smokey?
• Jeremy: You better believe it. I’ll tell you what else you are: You are a slow drink of whiskey.
• Natalie: Say some computer things… Right now.
• Jeremy: Listen, seriously, those new herbs you’ve been taking? I think you should stop.
• Natalie: I’m a slow drink of whiskey?
• Jeremy: Among other things, yes.

— From an episode of Sports Night