Tatyana sent me a screenshot of her waiting for me to connect on FaceTime…
(She’s probably the only person who has me down as ‘Christopher‘ in her address book.)
- Tatyana: Work on the speed.
- Chris: Ha. I accepted, it just didn’t connect.
- Chris: Work on your battery. It’s pitiful.
- Chris: Irresponsible negligence to let it get that low.
- Chris: Careless insouciance! This tells me a great deal about your overall character and attitude towards life. I’m rethinking many things.
- Tatyana: It went down from all the texting, fool. Also the photos. How many did I send… Stop hating, you hater.
