Landed in Portland. Starving. First stop: East Side Deli.
... Doh.
A drop-out designer repping Portland, OR + San Jose, CA

Ice on the sidewalk. From today’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe.

FYI: My avatar been blacked out since I joined Twitter in 2007. #SOPAhipster

From yesterday’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe in Northwest Portland
Tatyana sent me a screenshot of her waiting for me to connect on FaceTime…
(She’s probably the only person who has me down as ‘Christopher‘ in her address book.)
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
— Justin
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
— Amanda
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
— Jackie
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
— Dorinda
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
— Justin
“We are the 1%.”
— Justin
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
— Amanda
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”
— Amanda
Some profile photos from a popular social network…
A complete set of photos with an explanation (perhaps) will be coming in a few weeks… I’m waiting for everyone to get their package and send me a photo. Credit goes to JLee for creating the shirts and doing all the work. And Tonedeff gets the blame for starting this whole thing.
Also: Merry Christmas, everyone!
A view from my chair in the dentist’s office

I’m currently taking antibiotics and have an appointment scheduled to pull out a wisdom tooth next week. Happy holidays, indeed…