Posts tagged with #justin
I just signed a contract using Comic Sans for my signature. That’s how we do it in the big leagues.
- Justin: tell them you want to add a revision, then rainbows and lens flare.
- William: Very unprofessional.
- Chris:^ Shout out to William who has to deliver that contract to his HR department. Sorry.
- William: Hah, I had to be like, “Thats his signature! WHAT!?’
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
“We are the 1%.”
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”