Posts tagged with #found haiku

Everyone likes to
hear stories about people
with lots of money.

—Found haiku in a Hacker News comment for The Richest Rich Are in a Class by Themselves (source)

I say everything
they want to hear, just the way
they want to hear it.

—Found haiku in Sin City (2005)

Can you pretend I
didn’t say any of the
things I’ve said so far?

—Found haiku in Louie (Season 1 Episode 10)

Skype reserves all rights
not expressly granted to
you under these Terms.

—Found haiku in Skype Terms of Use (source)

For the last six months,
my boyfriend and I have been
on a taco hunt.

—Found haiku in Yelp review of Taqueria Los Pericos in Campbell, California (source)

You gotta pay the
troll toll, if you want to get
into that boy’s hole.

—Found haiku in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Season 4, Episode 13)

Two taps every time
you get up from a table
or leave a lectern.

—Found haiku in House of Cards (Season 1, Episode 12)

You want to know if
a fiend is for real, check the
bottom of his shoes.

—Found haiku in The Wire (Season 1, Episode 3)

There’s only so much
happiness in the world and
they’re hoarding it all.

—Found haiku in Peep Show (Season 2, Episode 1)

Eclectic mix of
paintings, artifacts, sculptures
and everything else.

—Found haiku in Yelp review of Brooklyn Museum (source)

We receive data
when you visit a site with
a social plugin.

—Found haiku in Facebook Data Use Policy (Source)

It operates like
no other coffee maker
you have seen before.

—Found haiku in Amazon review of Aeropress (source)

Well, it’s no wonder.
I’ve taken some wonder drugs.
I feel wonderful!

—Found haiku in Frasier (Season 1, Episode 23)

Nothing works up my
appetite like wallowing
in bureaucracy.

—Found haiku in Yelp review of In-N-Out Burger (source)

I wish you could have
the childhood I had, but that’s
not gonna happen.

—Found haiku in The Walking Dead (Season 2, Episode 12)