Posts tagged with #found haiku

If bad ideas
were an Olympic event,
this would take the gold.

—Found haiku in The Walking Dead (Season 1, Episode 2)

I think im going
to hang my clothes with it next
then maybe myself.

—Found haiku in Amazon customer review of Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable (source)

You can catch sorrow
from another person just
like you catch a cold.

—Found haiku in The Twenty-Third of June by Beth Hahn

Wow, you’re gonna have
to buy a lot of spray cans
to paint that turd gold.

—Found haiku in Veep (Season 1, Episode 4)

From then on I swore
I would devote my life to
avoiding huge ships.

—Found haiku in Amazon customer review of How to Avoid Huge Ships (source)

PDX really,
truly is the best airport
in the USA.

—Found haiku in Yelp review of Portland International Airport (source)

It’s going to end
up a bit clumpy, but those
clumps are delicious.

—Found haiku in Ask MetaFilter comment for Small food things that are appreciated. (source)

How would you like to
have sex with me and then wish
you hadn’t later?

—Found haiku in Louie (Season 1, Episode 10)

We would’ve caught up
to the prick if you didn’t
lose your fuckin’ shoe!

—Found haiku in The Sopranos (Season 5, Episode 1)

From now on, walking
is my beer and feeling good
is my hangover.

—Found haiku in The Simpsons (Season 14, Episode 20)

If you understand
an obsession, then you know
you won’t change my mind.

—Found haiku in The Prestige

Maybe she got in
over her head, and that’s why
she wanted a gun.

—Found haiku in Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

The skin around his
eyes is a catalogue of
gouged disappointments.

—Found haiku in Between Here and the Yellow Sea
by Nicolas Pizzolatto (source)

You’re honestly just
going to stand there and call
this a kale salad?

—Found haiku in You Call This Kale Salad? (source)

If you’re gonna be
a maniac, pyro is
a bad maniac.

—Found haiku in Curb Your Enthusiasm (Season 1, Episode 6)