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Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland
Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
— Justin
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
— Amanda
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
— Jackie
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
— Dorinda
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
— Justin
“We are the 1%.”
— Justin
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
— Amanda
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”
— Amanda
I went from the favorite
To the most hated
But would you rather be underpaid or overrated?
— Jay-Z (“So Appalled”)
Some profile photos from a popular social network…
Daisy
Shazia
Tim
Gabby
Jason
Inside joke + Too much free time = This.
A complete set of photos with an explanation (perhaps) will be coming in a few weeks… I’m waiting for everyone to get their package and send me a photo. Credit goes to JLee for creating the shirts and doing all the work. And Tonedeff gets the blame for starting this whole thing.
Also: Merry Christmas, everyone!
I guess she got tired of being mocked on the site
Update (Nov 30):
And she poked my fucking eye this morning. Someone help me.
- Daisy: Dear everybody... I need a sweet sweet distraction from life’s obligations. Tell me what to draw and I’ll make a quick little doodle for you.
- Chris: A man wearing an exceptionally tailored herringbone suit, riding on top of a perplexed grizzly bear.
I wrote that bitch in Helvetica.
Bitches love Helvetica.
I can be a freakin’ bitch in the kitchen. I’ve made enough boys cry. Seriously.
— Jennifer Carroll, chef at 10 Arts by Eric Ripert, on Top Chef
- Chris: I still like Jen from season 6
- Jill: ME TOO
- Chris: think she'll respond to an e-proposal? like a really nice one
- Jill: hm
- Jill: like respond with a yes, or just respond?
Listen…
I wish I could tell you
it gets better. But…
It doesn’t get better.
You get better.
— Joan Rivers in an episode of Louie
Not bad for a kid who thought he’d never leave Campbell, CA.
Massachusetts
New York
New Jersey
California
Oregon
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