Usually I eat the hearts of those who post my pictures without permission. But the little dried thing in your chest would only slowly kill me from within.
— Alienman in response to my previous post containing photographic evidence of her existence
Posts tagged with #chat
- Daisy: That shit was X-ray
- Chris: LOL
- Daisy: Dammit iPhone
- Daisy: Cray*
- Chris: that's like when your mom tries to use slang...
Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland
Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
— Justin
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
— Amanda
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
— Jackie
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
— Dorinda
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
— Justin
“We are the 1%.”
— Justin
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
— Amanda
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”
— Amanda
- Jessica: did you get my duck sauce picture
- Jessica: the other day
- Chris: where’d you send it?
- Jessica: text
- Chris: “the other day” as in November 16?
She was only two months off. Not bad! (Although that’s squarely in 2011.) It’s good to know I’m not the only one who has a poor concept of the unit of time known as the other day.
I love looking at rocks even more than I love looking at porn.
— Daisy
- Daisy: Dear everybody... I need a sweet sweet distraction from life’s obligations. Tell me what to draw and I’ll make a quick little doodle for you.
- Chris: A man wearing an exceptionally tailored herringbone suit, riding on top of a perplexed grizzly bear.
- Jenny D: you’re kind of a photo whore
- Jenny D: but overall your facebook is pretty humorous
I can be a freakin’ bitch in the kitchen. I’ve made enough boys cry. Seriously.
— Jennifer Carroll, chef at 10 Arts by Eric Ripert, on Top Chef
- Chris: I still like Jen from season 6
- Jill: ME TOO
- Chris: think she'll respond to an e-proposal? like a really nice one
- Jill: hm
- Jill: like respond with a yes, or just respond?
- Chris: I have a memory foam mattress
- Tatyana: You have the SHIT mattress
- Chris: Shit mattress? You don’t know anything. You’re lucky you’re cute.
- Tatyana: I meant it in a good way!
Previously: An English lesson for my Bulgarian friend
- Alienman: Try using that imagination for more productive things.
- Chris: What are you, my mom?
- Alienman: Did you just call me your mom? Fuck you.
- Chris: Definitely my mom.
- Tatyana: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE TEEN MOTHERS OUT THERE
- Tatyana: who are not afraid to raise a kid while growing up!
- Tatyana: rise? raise?
- Chris: raising a kid is normal
- Chris: rising a kid is a crime
