A photo exhibit of an iMessage conversation
Not pictured: Her brutal rebuttal that totally burned me.
Previous slang attempt: Daisy in Taiwan
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Compared to this moment 11 months ago...
- Amanda: is it hailing/sleeting then or snowing?
- Chris: i‘m from california. hail, sleet, snow, whatever. ICE son
Tatyana sent me a screenshot of her waiting for me to connect on FaceTime…
(She’s probably the only person who has me down as ‘Christopher‘ in her address book.)
- Tatyana: Work on the speed.
- Chris: Ha. I accepted, it just didn’t connect.
- Chris: Work on your battery. It’s pitiful.
- Chris: Irresponsible negligence to let it get that low.
- Chris: Careless insouciance! This tells me a great deal about your overall character and attitude towards life. I’m rethinking many things.
- Tatyana: It went down from all the texting, fool. Also the photos. How many did I send… Stop hating, you hater.
I just signed a contract using Comic Sans for my signature. That’s how we do it in the big leagues.
- Justin: tell them you want to add a revision, then rainbows and lens flare.
- William: Very unprofessional.
- Chris:^ Shout out to William who has to deliver that contract to his HR department. Sorry.
- William: Hah, I had to be like, “Thats his signature! WHAT!?’
Usually I eat the hearts of those who post my pictures without permission. But the little dried thing in your chest would only slowly kill me from within.
— Alienman in response to my previous post containing photographic evidence of her existence
- Daisy: That shit was X-ray
- Chris: LOL
- Daisy: Dammit iPhone
- Daisy: Cray*
- Chris: that's like when your mom tries to use slang...
Happy hour at Clyde Common in downtown Portland
Amanda enjoys her beverage from a tiny cup
Had an amazing time yesterday catching up with Caleb, who found his way to Portland for the first time.
During a 12 hour wandering tour of downtown, we got ourselves some coffee (Cloud Seven Cafe), lunch (Kenny & Zuke’s Deli) and drinks (Clyde Common, Bailey’s Tap Room, Portland City Grill and Life of Riley) while accumulating a posse, one straggler at a time. In order of appearance: Justin, Amanda, Jackie, Zack, Dorinda, Corey and Mary.
Now to share some out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only…
“I had no idea I was not going back to work today.”
— Justin
“I have a rule about prostitutes”
— Amanda
“Fuckin dubstepper stole it.”
— Jackie
“Pretty much everyone who gets their dick cut off deserves it.”
— Dorinda
“For my hipster statement of the day, I’d like to say…”
— Justin
“We are the 1%.”
— Justin
“It looks like a wet shit in a glass.”
— Amanda
“I already drank an entire pint of Santorum. DRINK IT!”
— Amanda
- Jessica: did you get my duck sauce picture
- Jessica: the other day
- Chris: where’d you send it?
- Jessica: text
- Chris: “the other day” as in November 16?
She was only two months off. Not bad! (Although that’s squarely in 2011.) It’s good to know I’m not the only one who has a poor concept of the unit of time known as the other day.
I love looking at rocks even more than I love looking at porn.
— Daisy
- Daisy: Dear everybody... I need a sweet sweet distraction from life’s obligations. Tell me what to draw and I’ll make a quick little doodle for you.
- Chris: A man wearing an exceptionally tailored herringbone suit, riding on top of a perplexed grizzly bear.
