- Alienman: but I’m antisocial.
- Chris: It’s cool, you’re still my homegirl… Cause you always home… girl.
Posts tagged with #alienman
- Alienman: AWW I CANT BE MAD AT YOU
- Alienman: AND CAPSLOCK STUCK
- Chris: sweet messages in capslock should be a meme
- Alienman: HEAVEN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ANGEL BACK
- Alienman: TENDER IS MY BEATING HEART BE GENTLE
- Alienman: LACK OF PUNCTUATION ADDS SPICE TO SWEET CAPSLOCK MESSAGES
Usually I eat the hearts of those who post my pictures without permission. But the little dried thing in your chest would only slowly kill me from within.
— Alienman in response to my previous post containing photographic evidence of her existence
The faces of Seyoung Money when she's at work
Working from The Hazel Room in southeast Portland.
- Alienman: Try using that imagination for more productive things.
- Chris: What are you, my mom?
- Alienman: Did you just call me your mom? Fuck you.
- Chris: Definitely my mom.
