- [Daisy, an illustrator, is working on her portfolio...]
- Daisy: What should my descriptive tag line be?
- Chris: “When I draw, you’ll be pushing daisies.”
- Chris: It’s too bad you don’t rap, you could totally use that. Maybe switch careers?
- Chris: Or something about drawer and underpants. Everyone likes underpants.
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