- Jill: seems like you pretty much just use apple products, fanboy
- Chris: hey, it has been a full 12 hours since I last bought an apple product
- Chris: fine, I just checked. make that 10.
- Jill: for realsies?
- Chris: ... yeah
- Jill: lmao
Who needs her? My new Retina display laptop won’t make fun of me…