Ice on the sidewalk. From today’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe.
FYI: My avatar been blacked out since I joined Twitter in 2007. #SOPAhipster
My mattress cover shrank. But my mattress didn’t.
That’s not very dope.
Told me keep my own money if we ever did split up
How can something so gangsta be so pretty in pictures?
— Jay-Z (“That’s My Bitch”)
From yesterday’s walk to Cloud Seven Cafe in Northwest Portland
Compared to this moment 11 months ago...
- Amanda: is it hailing/sleeting then or snowing?
- Chris: i‘m from california. hail, sleet, snow, whatever. ICE son
Tatyana sent me a screenshot of her waiting for me to connect on FaceTime…
(She’s probably the only person who has me down as ‘Christopher‘ in her address book.)
- Tatyana: Work on the speed.
- Chris: Ha. I accepted, it just didn’t connect.
- Chris: Work on your battery. It’s pitiful.
- Chris: Irresponsible negligence to let it get that low.
- Chris: Careless insouciance! This tells me a great deal about your overall character and attitude towards life. I’m rethinking many things.
- Tatyana: It went down from all the texting, fool. Also the photos. How many did I send… Stop hating, you hater.
I just signed a contract using Comic Sans for my signature. That’s how we do it in the big leagues.
- Justin: tell them you want to add a revision, then rainbows and lens flare.
- William: Very unprofessional.
- Chris:^ Shout out to William who has to deliver that contract to his HR department. Sorry.
- William: Hah, I had to be like, “Thats his signature! WHAT!?’
Usually I eat the hearts of those who post my pictures without permission. But the little dried thing in your chest would only slowly kill me from within.
— Alienman in response to my previous post containing photographic evidence of her existence
- Daisy: That shit was X-ray
- Chris: LOL
- Daisy: Dammit iPhone
- Daisy: Cray*
- Chris: that's like when your mom tries to use slang...
